One thing that has always bothered me is those annoying preggo women who have nothing but great things to say about growing a human. You know the ones.
"the best time of my life" or "I have never felt so good" or my personal favorite "I can't believe what a joy it is to have someone growing inside me" Seriously what have you been smoking and where can I get some?
Why does no one ever tell the truth about the 9 (actually 10 but no one tells you that) horrible horrible months of a woman's life. first it starts off alright I mean admit it the first thought you have is not having to deal with WW3 in your uterus every month for a while and that is truly a gift, although that bitch does come back with a vengence soon as you push that slimy thing out of your nether region, but we don't think about that at first.
And then it hits, at first it can be harmless a small sniff of something you used to love and next thing you know you're head is hovering the shit pot even if there isn't anything in your stomach that doesn't stop you, it just heaves and heaves. Then it gets worse things you used to love to eat, to smell, even look at sometimes have you running for the shitter oh and if it hasn't been cleaned in a few days that just makes it worse. Nothing makes you vomit harder with an already sensitive nose then the smell of a well used piss pot.
Just when things to have calmed down a little and you feel like you can eat something other than crackers and ginger ale (if you can even handle that with my second human it was carrots and water) you may even start to feel a little movement, but that also means Ultrasounds where they make you fill your already tiny bladder to the limit or wanting to run for the pisser again, oh and blood work. when that passes and you get bigger you eat more which come on has to the be the one good thing about this whole process, also means you have to expel you bowels more often, or will back you up to the point of where once you do get to push out that log that has been blocking your hole for however long, it takes so long or so painful it feels like you are actually in labor only pushing out the wrong hole...and by doing so will cause the dreaded thing no one talks about the roid's oh god those things sticking out of your ass, they itch they burn, you can't shit for the life of you. and since you are big by this point the pressure of everything pushing down keeps the bastards there.
the heartburn, the sneezing to the point you piss yourself while in the process. oh and then labor you think to yourself YAY it's almost over I just need to get through this, it won't be that bad...HA don't kid youself even if you are one of the lucky ones who's labor is short it still hurts like a bitch like no pain you could imagine. sure there are drugs to help with that but still you know what is happening, a head is coming out of your pleasure hole, it tears it burns. and then as I mentioned your uterus gets her revenge, you bleed for 6 weeks or longer.
So all this crap is a joy, a gift the best time in a woman's life...who the hell are you kidding?
Thursday, October 18, 2012
Tuesday, October 16, 2012
Contagious
Well as I mentioned on my FB page yesterday I had run in number 2 with eldest teacher...and this time I almost slapped a bitch like some nerve.
Basically since birth eldest has had a wart on her pointer finger of her right hand which just so happens to be her writing hand, we have had it treated and have re treated it at home multiple times. it keeps coming back, no big deal right? Well when I showed up to pick eldest up from school yesterday teacher says she needs to speak to me for a second....um ok first thought was oh god did she act up pull an attitude, say a bad word...flash the class. so many thoughts went through my head as she ushered out all the other kids to the their waiting parents.
So she asks me into the class room and gets all serious and says to me "I noticed this marrk on her finger today...you need to take her in to get it treated because you know they are contagious" dumbfounded I looked at her and said we have had it treated and it comes back...etc convo goes on during which I swear she said the word contagious at least 5 times....well bitch it's not she's had it since birth, so if it was we would all have them everywhere all the time. Just when I thought she was done she throws in "today we did some hand over hand writing, which seemed to help so you NEED to do it with her EVERYDAY at home it will help her focus" Excuse ms. she's opnly 4.5 ok well she's 5 next month. and you expect her to be able to write everything already and perfectly and focus...seriously it's a class of 20 5 year olds and you expect them to focus, well good luck with that, we do practice her writing her name at home. but really after spending 8 hours a day with the teacher who wants to come home and do more, no she wants to play with her little brother who she hasn't seen all day so yes that's what we let her do because in case you haven't noticed she's a friggin KID!
I swear to god the next time she has something to say to me about my child that resembles anything I have heard her to say to me I will most likely slap a bitch...and another thing if she was doing her damn job in the classroom why would you need to send them home to do all thsi time, I mean really isn't that why we send them to school?
Basically since birth eldest has had a wart on her pointer finger of her right hand which just so happens to be her writing hand, we have had it treated and have re treated it at home multiple times. it keeps coming back, no big deal right? Well when I showed up to pick eldest up from school yesterday teacher says she needs to speak to me for a second....um ok first thought was oh god did she act up pull an attitude, say a bad word...flash the class. so many thoughts went through my head as she ushered out all the other kids to the their waiting parents.
So she asks me into the class room and gets all serious and says to me "I noticed this marrk on her finger today...you need to take her in to get it treated because you know they are contagious" dumbfounded I looked at her and said we have had it treated and it comes back...etc convo goes on during which I swear she said the word contagious at least 5 times....well bitch it's not she's had it since birth, so if it was we would all have them everywhere all the time. Just when I thought she was done she throws in "today we did some hand over hand writing, which seemed to help so you NEED to do it with her EVERYDAY at home it will help her focus" Excuse ms. she's opnly 4.5 ok well she's 5 next month. and you expect her to be able to write everything already and perfectly and focus...seriously it's a class of 20 5 year olds and you expect them to focus, well good luck with that, we do practice her writing her name at home. but really after spending 8 hours a day with the teacher who wants to come home and do more, no she wants to play with her little brother who she hasn't seen all day so yes that's what we let her do because in case you haven't noticed she's a friggin KID!
I swear to god the next time she has something to say to me about my child that resembles anything I have heard her to say to me I will most likely slap a bitch...and another thing if she was doing her damn job in the classroom why would you need to send them home to do all thsi time, I mean really isn't that why we send them to school?
Friday, October 12, 2012
Well after two days of trying to figure out the best way to approach this subject in a blog as it can be a sensitive to many for so many different reasons here it goes.
I will start this off by saying that I have been on both sides of the fence of bullying I was bullied all throughout grade school for being fat, and into middle school the same although I did start to make some friends then. In middle school was when it started to change for me, I discovered the "wrong" crowd, drugs, booze and smoking. that's also when I started stealing to impress my "friends" had house parties since my dad worked alot.
In highschool things started to change I had a group of friends even a boyfriend (btw huge douche bag) and then we became the bullies and god we were horrible people, I still think about all the crap we did to other girls, fights, dumping things on them, one girl even dropped out and moved across the country to get away from us, why did we pick on her? she broke up me and the douche bag. I mean it was always stupid things. and then I still got bullied this time it was my two best friends, we were fighting and they actually said to me that no one liked me and I should just kill myself and get it over with. half an hour later I tried, the only thing that stopped me was the thought of my dad and what it would do to him.
So I have told you all that to discuss this I'm not sure how many of you have heard about the Amanda Todd story, the pooor girl who was bullied so bad that two days ago she took her life. I will post the links to her youtube video she created a while ago, and the story about her passing at the end.
Bullying is SICK that's all there is to it, there is no need for it in this world. There is enough bad shit out there that something stupid as this doesn't need to be added. If you don't like someone else that's fine ignore them you don't need to be part of their life then but for some people to take it to the extreme they do sickens me to my very core.
even more so is the fact how young kids are starting now, a little girl my daughters is friends with and who she waits for to walk into school everyday was running late today, when they arrived I found out she didn't want to go to school because she was being bullied, this girl is in kindergarten people. So really you have to think about it bullying really starts at home where else where do kids that young learn such nasty behaviour. It is becomming pretty obvious that it really is the parents that are failing all these kids that are being bullied or bullying. Because the parents of the ones being bullied are at a loss, alot of times they don't know what is going on and by the time they do it's too late and if they do find out sooner what can they do? talk to the school. Ya that always works out they can' do anything either, which will then make things worse. and hte parents of the ones who are doing the bullying what the fuck is wrong with you? does it really make you proud to see your kids go off to school and torment other people to the point where they want to take their own life?
something really needs to be done in this world to stop the bullying, there have been so many tries for iit to stop kids trying to help stop it, but really when you think about it, it's really us the parents who are the ones who need to put a stop to, get stricter with your kids, if you notice something wrong and they seem sad, get them help, what ever you need to do, because bullying began and has to be stopped by us!
Amanda Todd news story/youtube video.
I will start this off by saying that I have been on both sides of the fence of bullying I was bullied all throughout grade school for being fat, and into middle school the same although I did start to make some friends then. In middle school was when it started to change for me, I discovered the "wrong" crowd, drugs, booze and smoking. that's also when I started stealing to impress my "friends" had house parties since my dad worked alot.
In highschool things started to change I had a group of friends even a boyfriend (btw huge douche bag) and then we became the bullies and god we were horrible people, I still think about all the crap we did to other girls, fights, dumping things on them, one girl even dropped out and moved across the country to get away from us, why did we pick on her? she broke up me and the douche bag. I mean it was always stupid things. and then I still got bullied this time it was my two best friends, we were fighting and they actually said to me that no one liked me and I should just kill myself and get it over with. half an hour later I tried, the only thing that stopped me was the thought of my dad and what it would do to him.
So I have told you all that to discuss this I'm not sure how many of you have heard about the Amanda Todd story, the pooor girl who was bullied so bad that two days ago she took her life. I will post the links to her youtube video she created a while ago, and the story about her passing at the end.
Bullying is SICK that's all there is to it, there is no need for it in this world. There is enough bad shit out there that something stupid as this doesn't need to be added. If you don't like someone else that's fine ignore them you don't need to be part of their life then but for some people to take it to the extreme they do sickens me to my very core.
even more so is the fact how young kids are starting now, a little girl my daughters is friends with and who she waits for to walk into school everyday was running late today, when they arrived I found out she didn't want to go to school because she was being bullied, this girl is in kindergarten people. So really you have to think about it bullying really starts at home where else where do kids that young learn such nasty behaviour. It is becomming pretty obvious that it really is the parents that are failing all these kids that are being bullied or bullying. Because the parents of the ones being bullied are at a loss, alot of times they don't know what is going on and by the time they do it's too late and if they do find out sooner what can they do? talk to the school. Ya that always works out they can' do anything either, which will then make things worse. and hte parents of the ones who are doing the bullying what the fuck is wrong with you? does it really make you proud to see your kids go off to school and torment other people to the point where they want to take their own life?
something really needs to be done in this world to stop the bullying, there have been so many tries for iit to stop kids trying to help stop it, but really when you think about it, it's really us the parents who are the ones who need to put a stop to, get stricter with your kids, if you notice something wrong and they seem sad, get them help, what ever you need to do, because bullying began and has to be stopped by us!
Amanda Todd news story/youtube video.
Tuesday, October 9, 2012
I'm back with a vengence
Alright so after a long time with no blogging (mainly due to lack of computer access) I am back. Just in time to I was and still am very peeved off today and here is why.
So my eldest has been in kindergarten for one month and here I thought all was going very very well. Until this morning anyway, when said eldest decided to tell me what has been happening in her class. She looks at me and tells that she can't do anything right in school, I asked her why and turns out her teachers yes two teachers have been telling her the way she does things is wrong. what is so wrong for a teacher to tell her that you ask? well one day during coloring she colored the people orange *GASP* not orange, another time when cutting out hands she snipped the fingers. oh god no please say it isn't so. a child in Kindergarten is learning how to do things and made some mistakes and honestly I don't see how coloring a person orange is wrong so what she's creative and thinks outside the box.
So before I dropped her off at school I told her to do her best (which I had already told her earlier to her reply but it's not good enough) and if she wanted to color the people orange go for it, hell do them green, she's a kid and has the right to be one, and I will be damned if some teacher is going to tell her things are wrong for being herself and being creative and just learning how to do things. I'm sorry but isn't that why we are almost forced to ship them off to school is to learn?
So my eldest has been in kindergarten for one month and here I thought all was going very very well. Until this morning anyway, when said eldest decided to tell me what has been happening in her class. She looks at me and tells that she can't do anything right in school, I asked her why and turns out her teachers yes two teachers have been telling her the way she does things is wrong. what is so wrong for a teacher to tell her that you ask? well one day during coloring she colored the people orange *GASP* not orange, another time when cutting out hands she snipped the fingers. oh god no please say it isn't so. a child in Kindergarten is learning how to do things and made some mistakes and honestly I don't see how coloring a person orange is wrong so what she's creative and thinks outside the box.
So before I dropped her off at school I told her to do her best (which I had already told her earlier to her reply but it's not good enough) and if she wanted to color the people orange go for it, hell do them green, she's a kid and has the right to be one, and I will be damned if some teacher is going to tell her things are wrong for being herself and being creative and just learning how to do things. I'm sorry but isn't that why we are almost forced to ship them off to school is to learn?
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