A letter to my Uterus

Dear Uterus,

Fuck you, my whole life you have been nothing but a pain I hate you and wish I didn't have you. Sure you have given me two evil wonderful children who I love. But the 13 years before that ever since that first day you showed your head by having me bleed like a stuck pig I have had nothing but hate for you. every month you would cause me pain nothing but miserable horrible doubling over in pain, followed by the fact I couldn't leave the house without worrying about the red streaks I was positive would be there if I didn't check every minute. and then I got pregnant gave me 9 months of relief from you...and then to pay me back for those 9 months you came back with a vengence. Not only did you cause me even more pain than I could ever know even worse than labor but now the fact I couldn't even use a tampon without feeling like someone was shoving a baseball bat up my tunnel.
I got pregnant again yay maybe all will be fixed from the first time around...Boy was I wrong still the same things, except now you cause me pain, pressure so many things I hate you and I think we should break up. I have had my kids I am done so now I have no use for you.
trust me it's not me it's YOU now kindly fuck off.

Signed your body