She's super freaky

If you can't tell from the title yes this post does involve sex.
so last night thanks to my bestest me and the hubs got a rare night out and yes I do mean rare until out anniversary last week we hadn't had a night out in two years yes you heard that right two freakin years.
So sure we didn't really do much last night, we went for a drive around the town took the back roads exploring, walked by the water and more driving, simple sure but we're broke and sometimes simple is the best way to go.
talked about old times, mainly sex like seriously we used to have a lot of sex, I swear the first 3 months of dating we didn't leave the bedroom and if we did we still found a place and way to get it on. Part of it cuz well until I met hubs I was a virgin, and partly well I'm just a freak. so last night when it started getting darker pulled up a back road and if you haven't guessed yet yup we got out and got it on...as the hubs put it, it was like being teenagers again lol. I wouldn't know what that was like since I was 22 when we got together, but him ya he would...ick pre-owned penis lol. but I'm over it he's mine now and apparently isn't going anywhere thanks to the great sex.
was it the first time we got freaky outside, ha no our last visit to the in-laws we went for a walk up their long wooded driveway and did. what can I say I like sex. so if you want to surprise you other half and spice it up just go for a drive somewhere stop get out and get it on....

when reality hits.

So I need to talk about something serious, I know I know wtf right? Anyway as a parent it is something that scares the living shit out of me. My kids being taken, or running away which either way they are gone. I think most of us as parents have that fear the hard part is not letting it take over your life to the point where you have your kid living in a bubble.
 I am bringing this up because a Derby Sister's son was missing. He didn't meet his mom at their pick up point, and he never called and being out of his character a huge search was put on, by search and rescue, and just people in the community who were worried. He was found walking along a road apparently it was his own choice.
I can't even imagine what must of been going through her head, I mean I may have a small idea, a couple years ago we were in Wal-Mart shopping and my daughter disapeared, how we don't know there were four of us, and it happened, she was gone luckily it only lasted a couple minutes and a lady told me she was near the change rooms...but wow that feeling I mean I can't even imagine of them being gone a long time.
It also seems like there are alot more freaks out there just waiting to take your kids, I read a couple weeks ago that a man tried to lure kids away from their house, yup he actually went to their house and to try and snatch them. I just don't know wtf is wrong with people these days.
So everyone I guess the point is to well hold your kids a little tighter, and if they are old enough sit down and have that talk with them, you know the one that will scare the shit out of them and no I don't mean the sex talk, I mean the don't talk to weirdo's talk.

A letter to my Uterus

Dear Uterus,

Fuck you, my whole life you have been nothing but a pain I hate you and wish I didn't have you. Sure you have given me two evil wonderful children who I love. But the 13 years before that ever since that first day you showed your head by having me bleed like a stuck pig I have had nothing but hate for you. every month you would cause me pain nothing but miserable horrible doubling over in pain, followed by the fact I couldn't leave the house without worrying about the red streaks I was positive would be there if I didn't check every minute. and then I got pregnant gave me 9 months of relief from you...and then to pay me back for those 9 months you came back with a vengence. Not only did you cause me even more pain than I could ever know even worse than labor but now the fact I couldn't even use a tampon without feeling like someone was shoving a baseball bat up my tunnel.
I got pregnant again yay maybe all will be fixed from the first time around...Boy was I wrong still the same things, except now you cause me pain, pressure so many things I hate you and I think we should break up. I have had my kids I am done so now I have no use for you.
trust me it's not me it's YOU now kindly fuck off.

Signed your body