As mothers we sacrifice alot of things our bodies being the biggest one. When we first get pregnant we are excited about growing a creature inside of us like some horror movie. And of course everyone always tells you that being pregnant is the most wonderful time in your life, obviously those people smoke alot of crack. Really what is so wonderful about it? Maybe just maybe you got lucky and didn't have the vomitting and still had the body of a super model, but for most of us we vomit, gain a shit load of weight, are bitchy as hell. all kinds of things oh god and the bladder I mean to this day I have no bladder I think my uterus swallowed it during my last pregnancy.
But there is one aspect of pregnancy no one likes to talk about, no one ever warns you about...dun dun dun hemorrhoids. the burning the itching the omg someone kill me. If you are lucky they are mild and go away soon after. No one told me about this pleasant addition to pregnancy so with my first oh man I was in for a ride, they itched and burned no matter what I couldn't get comfortable, but I dealt with thim with the promise they would disapear after I had the crotch flower. Ha my body had other plans although they were never that bad but every now and then they came for a party. Then for some silly reason I decided to have another what in the hell was I thinking? Well they came back with a vengence, I swear they were almost as big as my ass and trust me my ass is HUGE (another joy of reproducing) no matter what I did they wouldn't go away I was in tears praying and I don't pray ever. I couldn't lay on my side to relieve the pain my ass cheeks just squished them together, I couldn't lay on my stomach for obvious reasons, and my back well oh god I just wanted it to end. Did they? NO I still have them to this day 2 years after shooting that little crotch nugget out of me. Mainly it's just one big one just stays there taunting me all the time, most of the time he is calm and doesn't bug me but every now and then he invites all his friends and they have a huge party on and in my ass. and no amount of ass cream or "cooling" cloths etc will do the trick.
So what exactly is so great about being pregnant someone please tell me.
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