Ugh so far I have failed at keeping this a daily thing...I promise to try and do better lol. let's see what have I been up to? well my kids driving me bananas, being sore from my Derby life yes ladies and gentlemen I'm a derby girl or in our world I'm refered to as Fresh Meat lol which is better than rotten meat. Anyway I love it, amazing stress relief and workout I mean really I am finding muscles in my ass I didn't even know I had, so worth it lol.
umm ya not much else going on in my world, my anniversary is Friday and the hubby has some big night planned I so wanna know what but he won't tell me :( but that's ok I got to buy a new dress lol.
Ok I will make a better post tomorrow I do have things to say but I need to get my kids and hubby fed so I can head off to derby
Wednesday, April 25, 2012
Wednesday, April 4, 2012
What a pain in the ass...
As mothers we sacrifice alot of things our bodies being the biggest one. When we first get pregnant we are excited about growing a creature inside of us like some horror movie. And of course everyone always tells you that being pregnant is the most wonderful time in your life, obviously those people smoke alot of crack. Really what is so wonderful about it? Maybe just maybe you got lucky and didn't have the vomitting and still had the body of a super model, but for most of us we vomit, gain a shit load of weight, are bitchy as hell. all kinds of things oh god and the bladder I mean to this day I have no bladder I think my uterus swallowed it during my last pregnancy.
But there is one aspect of pregnancy no one likes to talk about, no one ever warns you about...dun dun dun hemorrhoids. the burning the itching the omg someone kill me. If you are lucky they are mild and go away soon after. No one told me about this pleasant addition to pregnancy so with my first oh man I was in for a ride, they itched and burned no matter what I couldn't get comfortable, but I dealt with thim with the promise they would disapear after I had the crotch flower. Ha my body had other plans although they were never that bad but every now and then they came for a party. Then for some silly reason I decided to have another what in the hell was I thinking? Well they came back with a vengence, I swear they were almost as big as my ass and trust me my ass is HUGE (another joy of reproducing) no matter what I did they wouldn't go away I was in tears praying and I don't pray ever. I couldn't lay on my side to relieve the pain my ass cheeks just squished them together, I couldn't lay on my stomach for obvious reasons, and my back well oh god I just wanted it to end. Did they? NO I still have them to this day 2 years after shooting that little crotch nugget out of me. Mainly it's just one big one just stays there taunting me all the time, most of the time he is calm and doesn't bug me but every now and then he invites all his friends and they have a huge party on and in my ass. and no amount of ass cream or "cooling" cloths etc will do the trick.
So what exactly is so great about being pregnant someone please tell me.
But there is one aspect of pregnancy no one likes to talk about, no one ever warns you about...dun dun dun hemorrhoids. the burning the itching the omg someone kill me. If you are lucky they are mild and go away soon after. No one told me about this pleasant addition to pregnancy so with my first oh man I was in for a ride, they itched and burned no matter what I couldn't get comfortable, but I dealt with thim with the promise they would disapear after I had the crotch flower. Ha my body had other plans although they were never that bad but every now and then they came for a party. Then for some silly reason I decided to have another what in the hell was I thinking? Well they came back with a vengence, I swear they were almost as big as my ass and trust me my ass is HUGE (another joy of reproducing) no matter what I did they wouldn't go away I was in tears praying and I don't pray ever. I couldn't lay on my side to relieve the pain my ass cheeks just squished them together, I couldn't lay on my stomach for obvious reasons, and my back well oh god I just wanted it to end. Did they? NO I still have them to this day 2 years after shooting that little crotch nugget out of me. Mainly it's just one big one just stays there taunting me all the time, most of the time he is calm and doesn't bug me but every now and then he invites all his friends and they have a huge party on and in my ass. and no amount of ass cream or "cooling" cloths etc will do the trick.
So what exactly is so great about being pregnant someone please tell me.
Tuesday, April 3, 2012
Holidays..the awkard times.
So with the holiday weekend coming up thought I would write a little post on how awkward they can be. I mean really let's face it if you are married or even just with someone and have kids or not. it comes down to who's family do you spend it with? even worse if you have divorced parents then the options double.
For us, we lived with my dad for awhile so that was easy, the in-laws live 3 hours away and we don't get there enough, well enough for me (but that's a post for another day maybe) and my mom I wish we could get over more but with the prices of things these days it is almost impossible without selling a body part.
Really we try to get everyone in as much as we can without draining ourselves and the kids. For Christmas last year we stayed here, my dad came over. my mom was in town not long after that so that worked out..and now with easter we are heading down to the in-laws to see everyone and by that I mean EVERYONE.
So how does everyone else work the holidays? is there one set of family you try to avoid, and how do you do that what excuses do you use (I am running out of ideas over here) yes this is a short post but I really don't want to get into my feelings about my upcoming trip right now, but I'm sure you can all expect an interesting post trip blog when I return lol.
For us, we lived with my dad for awhile so that was easy, the in-laws live 3 hours away and we don't get there enough, well enough for me (but that's a post for another day maybe) and my mom I wish we could get over more but with the prices of things these days it is almost impossible without selling a body part.
Really we try to get everyone in as much as we can without draining ourselves and the kids. For Christmas last year we stayed here, my dad came over. my mom was in town not long after that so that worked out..and now with easter we are heading down to the in-laws to see everyone and by that I mean EVERYONE.
So how does everyone else work the holidays? is there one set of family you try to avoid, and how do you do that what excuses do you use (I am running out of ideas over here) yes this is a short post but I really don't want to get into my feelings about my upcoming trip right now, but I'm sure you can all expect an interesting post trip blog when I return lol.
Monday, April 2, 2012
from there to here.
So I figured for today's post I would give some more insight into my life, you know simple things how I met my hubby...and up til me today, trust me know one needs to know about my life before him I was not a nice person ha, ok well I'm still not that nice.
Ok so I met the hubby when I was 21 I had just transfered to a new retail store cuz well I needed a change so I moved to a new town and started there, we met May 11 2004 (yes I know the day only cuz it was his birthday lol) anyway soon as I saw him walk around the corner I was like O M G yum ha, the fact he smelled amazing didn't hurt the cologne wow. anyway we didn't talk much or anything for like a while, he was dating another cashier that ended even though I had no idea lol, then this other cashier was trying to get his attention so I gave up being subtle about liking him, he would always do this thing where he would skate (yes skate) up behind me and grab my sides hehe yup I went all school girl when he did that. anyway this other chick was moving away well even if she wasn't I was gonna make a move anyway lol. but we started talking about hockey and we went to a local teams game he had tickets to. after that the subtle me went right out the window, one night I was in "shopping" and was hanging around flirting with him he came up behind me and grabbed my sides and I said "Do it again do it again" he asked why I said I like when he does, that's when it finally clicked into him I liked him....yup he's a little slow lol anyway he made a date, well it was supposed to be a bunch of going to a game and I opted to go with and sit with him...we have been together ever since, so 7 years now.
in 2007 I got pregnant when our daughter Emileigh, we weren't trying but we weren't stopping either it was if it happens it happens type thing, mainly cuz I wouldn't let up with the whole "so when are we gonna have a baby" thing lol. yup persistence pays off and I always get what I want. anyway I hated being pregnant, I know how dare a woman say that right? well it's true my body didn't handle it well not even a little bit, he proposed to me a couple months after I got pregnant, won't say how the proposal was but it wasn't some over the top romantic deal. but I said yes anyway.
well November 13th 2007 I went into labor, started off easy contractions werent even painful they were every 5 minutes but not bad....next thing I know it's 4am I'm at the hospital getting ready to have a baby, labor was easy and quick so quick that they had to panic and find someone to deliver that was fun. and miss Emileigh was born, this tiny little thing that now depended on me. things have never been the same, I love her to death but some days I want to sell her.
jump ahead to 2009 in august actually I got pregnant with our second our son Luccas, at that point we had been trying for a while actually and I had just given up saying it was never gonna happen and poof two lines yay...once again pregnancy sucked monkey nuts ugh...but labor was even easier and faster this time to the point they hit hte alarm button cuz I didn't know I needed to push ( I might go into my deliveries in another post one day lol)
and he was born in May 2010 actually two days after hubby's bday...busy busy month now for birthdays.
so here we are 2012, we finally got married last year, nothing major just in my dad's living room with a couple witnesses and the justice of the peace guy. it was simple but it was great.
that is pretty much it, so now you all have a better idea of who I am etc. and how very very lucky I am to have this amazing hubby, I don't tell him that enough but he really truely is..I don't know what I would do without him he is my rock, my sanity (and for a craz person....another thing I will go into another day...we need the sanity) and an amazing father.
Ok so I met the hubby when I was 21 I had just transfered to a new retail store cuz well I needed a change so I moved to a new town and started there, we met May 11 2004 (yes I know the day only cuz it was his birthday lol) anyway soon as I saw him walk around the corner I was like O M G yum ha, the fact he smelled amazing didn't hurt the cologne wow. anyway we didn't talk much or anything for like a while, he was dating another cashier that ended even though I had no idea lol, then this other cashier was trying to get his attention so I gave up being subtle about liking him, he would always do this thing where he would skate (yes skate) up behind me and grab my sides hehe yup I went all school girl when he did that. anyway this other chick was moving away well even if she wasn't I was gonna make a move anyway lol. but we started talking about hockey and we went to a local teams game he had tickets to. after that the subtle me went right out the window, one night I was in "shopping" and was hanging around flirting with him he came up behind me and grabbed my sides and I said "Do it again do it again" he asked why I said I like when he does, that's when it finally clicked into him I liked him....yup he's a little slow lol anyway he made a date, well it was supposed to be a bunch of going to a game and I opted to go with and sit with him...we have been together ever since, so 7 years now.
in 2007 I got pregnant when our daughter Emileigh, we weren't trying but we weren't stopping either it was if it happens it happens type thing, mainly cuz I wouldn't let up with the whole "so when are we gonna have a baby" thing lol. yup persistence pays off and I always get what I want. anyway I hated being pregnant, I know how dare a woman say that right? well it's true my body didn't handle it well not even a little bit, he proposed to me a couple months after I got pregnant, won't say how the proposal was but it wasn't some over the top romantic deal. but I said yes anyway.
well November 13th 2007 I went into labor, started off easy contractions werent even painful they were every 5 minutes but not bad....next thing I know it's 4am I'm at the hospital getting ready to have a baby, labor was easy and quick so quick that they had to panic and find someone to deliver that was fun. and miss Emileigh was born, this tiny little thing that now depended on me. things have never been the same, I love her to death but some days I want to sell her.
jump ahead to 2009 in august actually I got pregnant with our second our son Luccas, at that point we had been trying for a while actually and I had just given up saying it was never gonna happen and poof two lines yay...once again pregnancy sucked monkey nuts ugh...but labor was even easier and faster this time to the point they hit hte alarm button cuz I didn't know I needed to push ( I might go into my deliveries in another post one day lol)
and he was born in May 2010 actually two days after hubby's bday...busy busy month now for birthdays.
so here we are 2012, we finally got married last year, nothing major just in my dad's living room with a couple witnesses and the justice of the peace guy. it was simple but it was great.
that is pretty much it, so now you all have a better idea of who I am etc. and how very very lucky I am to have this amazing hubby, I don't tell him that enough but he really truely is..I don't know what I would do without him he is my rock, my sanity (and for a craz person....another thing I will go into another day...we need the sanity) and an amazing father.
Sunday, April 1, 2012
Germs, parasites and worms Oh gross.
well I always knew that kids were a breeding ground for germs and things I mean really how can they not be with the stuff they will put in their mouth without even thinking. And I should of known when the big started preschool this year it would be worse and sure enough she has come home with colds and flus spread it to the rest of us, ok that's fine I have cold medicine and maybe I do like how snuggly they are when they are sick. but this is a whole new thing, maybe even vomit inducing I know I almost did when I read about it.
When my dad dropped the big off last night he mentioned to me about a notice posted at her school about a confirmed case of the pinwheel worm my first thought was oh great here comes more colds etc, so after the kids were in bed I broke out my trusty laptop and decided to google the pinwheel worm just to have an idea of what I am in for if she were to contract it (which btw is VERY likely) and I almost threw up when I read about it. Apparently it is a tiny worm that lives in your intestine, well for a short while then it travels to your rectum and lives, at night this thing will crawl out of your ass hole and lay about 10,000 eggs all around your anus then crawls back in and dies, sounds yummy so far huh. well it is spread by the infected scratching said anus and getting the eggs which aren't visible btw under their finger nails and then by touching everything in sight like kids do the eggs are trasnfered and picked up so yup pretty much everyone will get it. and the eggs are infectious for up to three weeks....ick ick ick. so now I get to check the big ones next shit for worms to see if she does have them, but in the mean time i get to clean my house top to bottom and wash everything in sight. Yup cuz that's what I wanted to do today.
Now if you will all excuse me I am going to go vomit. Join me won't you?
When my dad dropped the big off last night he mentioned to me about a notice posted at her school about a confirmed case of the pinwheel worm my first thought was oh great here comes more colds etc, so after the kids were in bed I broke out my trusty laptop and decided to google the pinwheel worm just to have an idea of what I am in for if she were to contract it (which btw is VERY likely) and I almost threw up when I read about it. Apparently it is a tiny worm that lives in your intestine, well for a short while then it travels to your rectum and lives, at night this thing will crawl out of your ass hole and lay about 10,000 eggs all around your anus then crawls back in and dies, sounds yummy so far huh. well it is spread by the infected scratching said anus and getting the eggs which aren't visible btw under their finger nails and then by touching everything in sight like kids do the eggs are trasnfered and picked up so yup pretty much everyone will get it. and the eggs are infectious for up to three weeks....ick ick ick. so now I get to check the big ones next shit for worms to see if she does have them, but in the mean time i get to clean my house top to bottom and wash everything in sight. Yup cuz that's what I wanted to do today.
Now if you will all excuse me I am going to go vomit. Join me won't you?
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